you know they dead
i would sell my soul for certain fanfics to become movies
nothing makes a gamer more nervous than when the game autosaves in a seemingly harmless location
"this is an awfully convenient collection of healing items"
"why is all this ammo here"
"where did all the enemies go"
"This room has rather a lot of wide, open space in it."
"The music stopped suddenly."
"No, there it is."
"….That’s an awful lot of bass."
and it’s amazing
but wait there’s more
omg and then
"Why, is your nose bigger than your dick?" OMFG so good!
no idea if this paper is GOOD but its DONE
An anthology of short stories by college students
*drug dealer voice* do u wanna buy some self esteem
Do you ever want to grab someone in your class
and pull their face close while staring at them in the eyes then whisper
shut the fuck up
i thought this was going to be about kissing but then it was so much better